The typical humbug and sexually explicit commonly spoken of inuendos of everyday life that others are too scared to speak of that me and my friends joke about mockingly to one another for no other reason than to piss each other off and try for a more entertaining overall outcome. Read if you can handle this and everything that it comes to real into your oh so interesting life, since it must not be anymore interesting than a school play from elementary school, since youre here reading about my oh so "interesting" life. Gaymer. Self proclaimed, Fashion Expert (FREAK)! Healthy respect for the male anatomy. Dance obsessed, especially ballet. Elegance and class, before this boy shakes his ass.